Randomness

Accidents happen. No, that's not a pen mark on my face. That's a scab on my cut. So, my brother is cleaning out the refrigerator and find something hidden in the back. He knows it's moldy, smelly, and outright nasty. My younger brother then has a bright idea of sharing his findings with me. He puts the container right up to my face to let me inhale the fumes. I immediately have to turn my head because I just can't stand the smell. Well, as I turn my head away from the container, I have a close encounter with the elliptical machine. Bam! Need I say more? I didn't seek medical treatment for the cut because it's a superficial wound. It takes more than a small cut on my face to go to the hospital for emergency treatment. Since I didn't seek treatment, my accident plan does not kick in. Oh well. I'm fine. The cut on my face definitely makes a good conversation piece though.

This is my phone book ad! Cool huh? I'm going to try it out to see if this is a good way to market my business. It's compliant. I had to go through the proper channels to get it approved and I'm satisfied. I got a corner page which I am very happy about and it is the biggest ad on that page! When I saw it I had a flashback to a 1979 movie. There was a funny scene about a phone book. If you saw the movie and remember the scene, you'll laugh at the quote.

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes me somebody! Things are going to start happening now." from the movie The Jerk

This is me and a policyholder! In this group, I gave away a iPod shuffle as an incentive item. I have one and I think it's a great for people on the go and for people who like to listen to music when they work out.

Finally, in other random news, I was reviewing some resumes online and I came across a peculiar one. The guy is a yoga instructor/gardener! I think he was looking for yoga gigs.